No. No, I won't. I'm too stubborn, too ornery, and far too vain to dispose of the (highly erroneous) idea that someday, I too shall make you care about what I have to say. So there! ;-p
Anyhooligans (hi, Marci!), consider this blog my attempt to...well, I was going to say make sense of our crazy world, but that's just horseshit. There will be links; there will be complaining. You will laugh. You may cry. You may find yourself in the position of wiping projectile vomit off your screen. Look, it's not my fucking fault there are "purity balls" in Colorado and a bunch of Syrians are trying to take over the entire Middle East. I report; we react. The end.
Oh, FYI - some of these posts have been/will be simulcast on my MySpace page. Feel free to comment here, there, and everywhere. Hey, I'm a vain whore! What else can I say? Except, of course, welcome, and thanks in advance.